Safe Driving Tips

1. Pay attention, don't be an idiot.  Your car is a heavy, powerful metal object that can kill people at low speeds.  So, pay attention to others on and off the road.

2. Dont talk on your cell phone or attempt to text message. If you crash, you might lose your fingers and never again be able to text message or dial a phone.

3. Drive slower. You could get to the party 3 minutes faster but you could die doing this.  Take your time and arrive alive, and fashionably late.

4. Dont drink and drive.  You might spill the drink, stain your shirt or hurt yourself, especially if its hot coffee. No seriously, thousands die every year by drinking alcoholic beverages and driving, and it truly does not work. So, if you drink, get a cab, call a friend and do not drive a car.